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That is how you title posts when you are in that mood that calls for using irrelevant expressions as titles. I am in that mood. I have a post about a morning in which I got really drunk. This is … Continue reading
I just swam in the ocean, to get the slime of last night/this morning off of me. If felt nice, like slipping into a nice jacuzzi, or catching up with an old college acquaintance over coffee. I have never caught … Continue reading
Hello friends, Everybody knows that drinking to the extent of irresponsibility is so totally awesome! When you do, it makes people think more highly of you. When you achieve such a renowned level of intoxication, you have to do stupid … Continue reading
I drove for 10 hours by myself the other day. The motive of the drive was questionable, but we’ll get into that later. While driving, I precariously wrote down some ideas that I had so that I could make a … Continue reading
It was a sultry Nicaraguan evening, complete with mosquitos and bugs and lightning. David Hasselhoff was not in attendance. Neither was Keanu Reeves. I found myself sitting at an awkwardly shaped wooden table with some friends. They were drinking beer; … Continue reading