Monthly Archives: July 2010

A dollar saved is a dollar earned

That is how you title posts when you are in that mood that calls for using irrelevant expressions as titles.  I am in that mood. I have a post about a morning in which I got really drunk.  This is … Continue reading

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Brian Roddy > Handjobs > Twitter

I just swam in the ocean, to get the slime of last night/this morning off of me.  If felt nice, like slipping into a nice jacuzzi, or catching up with an old college acquaintance over coffee.  I have never caught … Continue reading

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Proofreaading is so 6th grade.

Hello friends, Everybody knows that drinking to the extent of irresponsibility is so totally awesome!  When you do, it makes people think more highly of you.  When you achieve such a renowned level of intoxication, you have to do stupid … Continue reading

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566 miles of unadulterated thoughts

I drove for 10 hours by myself the other day.  The motive of the drive was questionable, but we’ll get into that later.  While driving, I precariously wrote down some ideas that I had so that I could make a … Continue reading

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My President is black, My fish is stale.

It was a sultry Nicaraguan evening, complete with mosquitos and bugs and lightning.  David Hasselhoff was not in attendance.  Neither was Keanu Reeves.  I found myself sitting at an awkwardly shaped wooden table with some friends.  They were drinking beer; … Continue reading

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Blogging is sex and I just lost my virginity

It’s alright And I put myself in his hands But I hold on to your secrets in white houses Love, or something ignites in my veins And I pray it never fades in white houses My first time, hard to … Continue reading

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