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Today, I went wave-dancing. The sea was so endlessly beautiful, like a swimming pool of beer, and it smelt like jelly fish. What a great time! But, when I got out of swimming pool full of beer, I was drunk. … Continue reading
About 30 suns, 4 rainstorms, and 5 beautiful swan sightings ago, I wrote a blog about how I am putting in my best effort to get the boot from twitter. I put some belief into the empty hope that one … Continue reading
You click and bear witness. I wrote the story on that page. It’s about the time me and Morgan Freeman were really old and met in a hospital and made a bucket list of things we wanted to do before … Continue reading
I just saw something of a film. It was entitled Dinner for Schmucks. If I was really bad at making jokes, I would say “More like Movie for Schmucks!” and you would be unimpressed. I’m going to ramble on about … Continue reading
Some people go to the racetrack to bet on horses. Others (specifically P@rtyyy @nim@l5) go to Las Vegas to play black jack (and P@rtyyy!!!). But me, personally, I get my gambling kicks on facebook. There is a fella on that … Continue reading
My 5th grade teacher’s name was Mrs. Gamberg. When she was young, she probably had lots of unprotected sex and might have been a frequent user of cocaine. But that was in an era long before I knew her. An … Continue reading