Monthly Archives: September 2010

Sorry Brian.

You remember when you were young and the internet was just another thing to do in between throwing pizzas at cars and lighting stuff on fire?  I remember I used to go on this website, HotOrNot.com.  You’d go on there … Continue reading

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The bowlcut of videos

Haircuts can speak louder than words in terms of (unjustly) judging a person.  There may be instances when you walk into a room full of people to be faced with a buffet of haircuts.  Look, but do not touch.  Check … Continue reading

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Drunk Brendan chimes in

Hey embracers, (Relatively) long time, no talk.  No talk is a pleasant way of saying I haven’t been updating.  Did I just say updating?  I’m such a blogger! Instead of applying myself and writing out a thought out and complete … Continue reading

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Oh, just because…

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The boy who cried hipster.

Acrobats are people that dress in tight clothes (Not to be confused with hipsters.  You may incur an instance in which it is hard to differentiate between the two, so the rule of thumb is as follows:  No fedora= acrobat.  … Continue reading

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A place where perverted internet searchers can meet and tickle.

Kids nowadays…. They want ipods instead of nerf guns, ipads instead of bicycles, and iphones instead of pirate hats.  Then, it gets to the point where they just say fuck this x box, I want a macbook so I can … Continue reading

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Free time doesn’t cost money

15 minutes is less than 20 minutes.  Under that same logic, it is more than 12 minutes.  There are many things you can do in 15 minutes, ex: 1. Write an email to Whoopie Goldber about how you absolutely adored … Continue reading

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