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Monthly Archives: September 2010
You remember when you were young and the internet was just another thing to do in between throwing pizzas at cars and lighting stuff on fire? I remember I used to go on this website, HotOrNot.com. You’d go on there … Continue reading
Haircuts can speak louder than words in terms of (unjustly) judging a person. There may be instances when you walk into a room full of people to be faced with a buffet of haircuts. Look, but do not touch. Check … Continue reading
Hey embracers, (Relatively) long time, no talk. No talk is a pleasant way of saying I haven’t been updating. Did I just say updating? I’m such a blogger! Instead of applying myself and writing out a thought out and complete … Continue reading
Acrobats are people that dress in tight clothes (Not to be confused with hipsters. You may incur an instance in which it is hard to differentiate between the two, so the rule of thumb is as follows: No fedora= acrobat. … Continue reading
Kids nowadays…. They want ipods instead of nerf guns, ipads instead of bicycles, and iphones instead of pirate hats. Then, it gets to the point where they just say fuck this x box, I want a macbook so I can … Continue reading