About me:I am a freelance dickhead. Send nudey pictures to: EmbraceTheGoose@yahoo.com
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Monthly Archives: October 2010
“Excuses are gay.” -My teacher in 4th grade. Memory can put a haze on things, so the accuracy of the quote is questionable. We can sit here all day and argue about how a 3rd grade teacher would never say … Continue reading
Recently, my friend Ryan called me out for using one of his photos on here and not giving him credit. Considering that kind heart of mine, I figured I’d make a post about him. Let this be a lesson to … Continue reading
Some bears steal picnic baskets, others take the more altruistic route and prevent forest fires, but some bears get so pissed off that they find themselves on the internet being compared to irony. If you scroll down about a moose … Continue reading
the truth will set you free. As implied, dishonesty can imprison your soul, leaving loitering phantoms of lies incessantly nagging away at you like some mean bitch on that TV show wife swap. The presence of a told lie … Continue reading
Words are not of necessity.
People love me! Maybe not as much as people love Raymond, but way more than Chris, because everybody hates Chris. Everybody also knows that the internet is for 3 things: 1. Facebook 2. Whacking off 3. Saying bad things about … Continue reading