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Author Archives: Mr. Tickle Hands
On June 19, 2011, I ranted my stance on Nike’s inapt interest in surfing. At that point in time, I had at least 15 (more followers than Jesus when he started) people who would check this site on a semi-regular … Continue reading
Remember when you were like 14 years old playing little league baseball, and that one kid came out of nowhere. That roided out kid, he started striking everyone out and was kind of a dick. Yeah, I don’t remember that … Continue reading
This is a copy of my MRI:
Wrote this at some point before this present moment. Red wine whispers into my ear, says proofreading is not a good idea. I listen to red wine. You should, too. Everyone already knows that the greyhound bus service is … Continue reading
The irresponsible consumption of alcohol has such deep roots in humanity, and those roots nurture a tree of intoxication with branches of so many different types of conduct. This picture, I ponder. This painting struck my curiosity. Certainly, the beverages … Continue reading